Bo-Bo knows Weird Al Yankovic for dogs. Weird Al Caninovic, maybe? How about Weird Cathy Canine? Or maybe just Cathy Canine. But then, who really wants her name paired with anything dog related? In any case, Bo-Bo's inspired quite the canon of canine choruses.* Here are just a few:
Bo-Bo Is My Sunshine
(With apologies to Davis and Charles Mitchell)
You are my Bo-Bo, my only Bo-Bo.
You make me walk when it's cold and gray.
You are my furry home gym on four legs,
please don't take my Bo-Bo away.
The other night, Bo, as I lay sleeping,
you woke me up with your cold nose.
You told me, "get up and put your coat on
'cuz I gotta take a poo."
You are my Bo-Bo, my only Bo-Bo.
You make me walk when it's cold and gray.
You are my furry home gym on four legs,
please don't take my Bo-Bo away.
Walking Together
(With apologies to the Turtles)
Me and Bo and Bo and me
No matter how they toss the dice, he has to pee.
I got to get him on the leash so he can wee
as we walk together.
I can't see me walkin' nobody but you
for all your life.
When he's with me, oh how his pee-pee will flow
for all his life.
Me and Bo and Bo and me
No matter how they toss the dice, he has to pee.
I got to get him on the leash so he can wee
as we walk together.
Bow wow wow wow
bow wow wow wow wow wow wow
bow wow wow WOW!
Bow wow wow wow
bow wow wow wow wow wow wow
bow wow wow WOW!
Me and Bo and Bo and me
No matter how they toss the dice, he has to pee.
I got to get him on the leash so he can wee
as we walk together...
* I'm going to update this post with more canine choruses as they occur to me, so check back!!
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